As this is the Eve of the Eve of Christmas it is time to begin the countdown to Dapper Santa. Today I want to introduce you to a friend of mine, Dapper Snow Man. We spent a lot of time together when I was younger. As of late I have seen less and less of him but we have not lost touch.

The Dapper Snow Man is a rare breed. He only appears in climes that drop below freezing and accumulate the particular frozen flakes of precipitation. Often times you will catch him wearing red and green and smoking a pipe in the chill winter air, with teeth that many say look of coal and a nose reminiscent of a carrot.